Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Thursday, March 29, 2012
A Handbag’s Tale

I’ve
been lucky. My old messenger bag, bought
off the sale rack at TJ Maxx at the Arboretum in Austin, hasn’t had a major
malfunction. It’s just that her
pseudo-leather skin is seriously thinning and stretching in places, not unlike
my own. It’s only a matter of time before there are ruptures and tears and
quite frankly, I can’t put her through that.
We’ve had many an adventure together. Trips to England to see
Jamie. Beach days in Maine, Texas,
Florida and Yorkshire. She was there
when I got married and when I buried my dad.
She’s held notebooks and drawings. Cameras and croissants. She deserves a quiet and happy
retirement. Donating her to Goodwill is
out of the question. I’ll keep her full of scarves and sweet-smelling soaps and
we’ll continue to grow old together.
But
her rapid decline put me up against the herculean task of finding another to
take up the cause. It’s been quite a
learning experience.

1. Must
be leather and sturdy.
2. Must
be able to hold 35mm camera, eye glass case, sketchbook, sub-purses of varying
content and if possible, a rotisserie chicken.
3. Must
have a strap long enough to wear the bag cross-body style.
4. Must
be within my less than modest price range.

As we were out and about, I would do quick searches of the purses nearby. Here on the Gulf Coast it’s a strange mixture of massive, ugly, short-handled bags in the shops. It’s pretty clear that a girl on the go in Sarasota is looking for fashion accessories shaped like purses, not shoulder companions. I quickly became disenchanted with retail offerings. The prices were outrageous and the styles were so dictated by the flavor of the day that everything was looking the same. Visits to charity shops were little comfort, full of designer knock-offs and the sad remains of Walmart and Target purses. Where were all the affordable, utilitarian and non-abusive handbags hiding? And then it occurred to me: they might be on eBay.
I
had never been to eBay and in some ways I wish I’d never gone. Like Craigslist and Uncle Henry’s, it sucks
you in. The more you look, the more you
find. One minute it’s 7 o’clock on a Friday morning and the next thing you know
it’s 2pm and you’ve not had breakfast, bathed nor even brushed your teeth. Everything you can possibly imagine, and few
things you don’t want to, can be found on eBay. The only thing I remembered
about the website was a story that at some point eBay stopped allowing people
to sell dirty underwear. I know…gross in
so many ways.
Right
now, at 11:41am on this 29th of March, if you type ‘Handbags’
into
the search bar on eBay, you will get 638,407 results, which is down 100 results from when I did the
search just five minutes earlier and is now up to 638,414 in the past couple of
seconds. Things here are constantly on the
move. After the initial giddiness subsided, I dove into my bag search with
great determination. The perfect bag was
out there and I was going to find it.

It quickly became clear that if I was
going to have a life outside of eBay and keep my marriage intact, I needed to
be ruthless with my searches. I used the
price, color, material and brand filters. But eBay is clever--use one brand criteria and ten more
show up for you to check as well. Is the style a tote or a shoulder bag? What
is the desired strap drop? Is the bag NWOT (new without tags) or perhaps in EUC (excellent used condition)? eBay is truly its
own universe with its own language but it is quite fabulously human and once I
stopped being concerned with finding the perfect bag, the real fun began.
People trying to sell things,
especially things they no longer want, are the most upbeat and positive life
forms on the planet. What’s more, they
have great faith that you are going to want their stuff even if they don’t put a photo or a description, or
in spite of the fact that they have. To
keep my sanity, I ultimately limited my searches to Coach and Cole Haan bags as
I knew the quality of even their older bags would be good, plus there were
enough women my age getting rid of out-of-style bags that I was finding things
that would actually work for camera bags and travel. I have to say that the sellers of Coach bags
have really won me over, bless their neurotic, fashion-savvy, altruistic minds. Here’s a sampling of some of the ads.


Used only about 7-8 times, I bought
it at a authentic Coach store in Columbia Mall, Maryland
Dimensions - Length 13" x Width
3" x Height 7"
ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL LEATHER
For daily use, special occasions,
friendly meetings, etc!
Sadly, I do not have any space in my
closet anymore so I must get rid of this beautiful bag I am truly sorry to let
it go and wish the winner a happy use with this bag!
MSRP: $299.99


Condition is fair, with some normal wear and tear to the outside of the bag, inside lining is well used, and there are some pen markings that are not that noticeable except up close. The strap is broken as shown in the picture, but can easily be repaired at a leather shop or sending in to Coach for repair.
There are thousands of ads like these and the
gusto, or lack thereof, with which they present their product has been the
source of hours of entertainment. Truly,
if you have a bout of insomnia, log in to eBay.
It’s better than the tele.

In the end, I ended up with two bags: one for the camera and wallet, the other for days when the kitchen sink needs to come with us. An inter-changeable strap, also found on eBay lets both bags fill their complete destiny in the Pearson universe so I’m happy as Larry.

(All photos from Google images. And yes, I did end up with a Cole Haan bag, a dream come true for a Freeport girl who always felt terribly under-dressed when she followed Holly into the store on Main Street.)
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Signs of the Times
I love a good sign, it's true. Whether it's pathetic or clever, I simply can't resist a good, long look at something designed to catch my eye and Florida has offered up its fair share of beauts. It's rare that the car doesn't turn around for a photo but when that's the case, well, I do mourn the loss for the next few miles. Sadly, we were quite lost when we drove past "Curl Up and Dye" so it would take a bit of investigating to track it down again. It's a beauty parlor as you might have guessed. Then there was the Salvation Army Donation drop box that had the additional words "Rescque Me" stencilled on the front. And it's a sure bet we won't ever be in Lakeland again on purpose to snap a picture of "Shake-N-Go Beauty", a beauty supply store. Oddly, it's right across the street from "Steak and Shake" which is a fast food chain. That particular restaurant should be called Steak, Shake and Regurgitate. We only stopped for a bathroom break but bought a shake and a small fry because it seemed rude to just use the loo. Everything there was scary, but I digress.
So here's a sampling of favorite signs from the past 10 months. Some are self-explanatory. Some are very clever. And some, well, we'll let you decide.

In fairness, I haven't stopped in at The House of Style to find out if this is meant to be a joke or a catchy ad campaign, though there is a message scrawled on the neck that if you steal the model, numerous things will be inserted up your backside. My favorite comment on this picture was from a friend of Jamie's in Yorkshire: Even the head looks sad!
So here's a sampling of favorite signs from the past 10 months. Some are self-explanatory. Some are very clever. And some, well, we'll let you decide.
Farm Stand outside Wauchula |
Really hope the illness wasn't the cause for the missing "s" |
Sodding typical cowpen sod. |
Pastor Rick seemed to think Sunday might be iffy |
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Pastor Mike always has a great sign at Bethany Baptist |
You kids knock it off down there.... |
Do you suppose there's a website for pastor inspiration? |
You have to look close but someone has added two 'nots' to the tailgate comment to soften the emotional blow for the owner. |
A cold day in hell (aka Sebring at the time) |
A sure sign you are in the south |
In fairness, I haven't stopped in at The House of Style to find out if this is meant to be a joke or a catchy ad campaign, though there is a message scrawled on the neck that if you steal the model, numerous things will be inserted up your backside. My favorite comment on this picture was from a friend of Jamie's in Yorkshire: Even the head looks sad!
I'd always had my suspicions. |
It is, of all things, a freight company that hauls citrus. |
Slightly frightening |
And here's me spending money on moisturizer when apparently all I need is a smoke! |
Absolutely no idea.... |
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Amish Surprise



As we waited at a stoplight a few blocks from the Bahia Vista and Beneva intersection that is the stepping off point for Pinecraft, I could not believe my eyes as three ladies in white kapps and traditional blue and purple dresses, zoomed over the crosswalk on their large three-wheeled bikes at breakneck speed. The baskets on the rear of the bikes were full of grocery bags from SweetBay, a chain supermarket in the mall further up the street. One gal had a large fashionable handbag on her shoulder and was pedaling in flip-flops.

We parked at strip mall several blocks away and entered the daily lives of the Amish of Pinecraft. They were everywhere. Outside the health food store, an older lady in a cornflower blue dress was looking at a model of a human spine being shown to her by an instructor from Palmer College of Chiropractic Medicine who was offering free spine checks. A couple in their early 70s waited at the crosswalk with us. Jamie spied the telltale label of a bottle of Pepsi in the plastic bag the gent was carrying. On the sidewalk and in the bike lanes, women on tricycles navigated the cars and pedestrians. I say navigated but it was more that they dictated the flow of traffic. You don’t mess with a lady in a white kapp on a trike! There was good business at Big Olaf’s Creamery for ice cream and a steady stream of traffic to the small post office.

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Peanut Butter Pie |
Given the continued length of the line to get into Yoder’s we decided to head for home with our booty, content in the knowledge we would come back during the week at an off hour for a meal of their famous fried chicken and a piece of peanut butter pie in celebration of my upcoming birthday. Doing anything on the Gulf Coast in winter is an exercise in patience. Doing it on a Saturday prepares you for sainthood…or anger management classes. It never occurred to us that everyone else in Sarasota would be going to Yoder’s for pie.
As we drove the highway back to our little gaff we reflected on the experience of Pinecraft. Despite having the camera, we took only one photo and that was from afar of the gal on the trike. Why had we been so quiet and extra courteous moving among the shoppers and villagers? Why had it felt so wrong to be driving a car through the tiny streets of the village? Why had we found ourselves staring at people and then feeling guilty about staring? Why did it seem somehow naughty to find Pepsi and flip flops there? Why didn’t it seem polite to take pictures? All it took was a conformity of dress, appearance and belief among other people to make us acutely aware of our own actions. That’s really kind of strange and powerful when you think about it.
I stumbled upon this Pinecraft Blog while looking for photos to include. Have a peek. It's quite interesting!
(All photos from Google Images except for the last three and the earlier photo of the lady in blue on the tricycle crossing traffic.)
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
For Whom the Bell Tolls
On my way to find portabella mushrooms and a bottle of wine for a surprise dinner for Mr. Pearson, I found myself at an intersection waiting for the light to change when the sound of church bells drifted over the car. It was 3pm and the bells of a nearby church were announcing the hour. (click on these links throughout the blog to hear some lovely bells) The sound caught me by surprise and made me wonder how many actual church bells and clock chimes were still ringing across the world these days. Many, I hope.
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Photo from Google Images |
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Photo from Google Images |
My months in Winchester, England, as an exchange student at King Alfred’s College came and went with the ringing of the bells at Winchester Cathedral. The first time I heard them from our rooms just a block from the cathedral I was filled with that sort of joy that erupts when something you have read about or seen in movies actually happens to you. I was in England, I was in Winchester and the cathedral bells were ringing on a Sunday morning in August. A few months later I was in London in a red phone box, looking up at Big Ben while excitedly dialing the long international number to the farm back in Maine. No one was home to take the call and hear the famous sound around me.
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Winchester Cathedral (Photo from Google Images) |
My months in Winchester, England, as an exchange student at King Alfred’s College came and went with the ringing of the bells at Winchester Cathedral. The first time I heard them from our rooms just a block from the cathedral I was filled with that sort of joy that erupts when something you have read about or seen in movies actually happens to you. I was in England, I was in Winchester and the cathedral bells were ringing on a Sunday morning in August. A few months later I was in London in a red phone box, looking up at Big Ben while excitedly dialing the long international number to the farm back in Maine. No one was home to take the call and hear the famous sound around me.
Gram Mallory, my mother’s mum, had a grandmother clock that rang Westminster Chimes on the quarter hour. The clock had to be wound every few days. Gram kept the keys on a piece of string in a tiny drawer in the kitchen. When she went into the nursing home, Uncle Miles, who lived with her, couldn’t find the keys anywhere. The clock sat silent near Gram’s little library no longer ticking down the days of its mistress’s life.
The clock was given to me but as we had no way to wind it, I didn’t hurry to get it moved from Scarborough to Pownal. Sadly, when Uncle Miles died suddenly, the contents of the house were put up for auction according to the will for the estate. In an odd twist of fate, the clock and everything else in the house that had not been squirreled away by relatives with keys to Gram’s ended up in an auction hall in North Yarmouth just miles from my home. I would often go for an hour or two of deals and laughter on those Thursday nights and it wasn’t until I picked up an odd lots box and found a grade school photograph of my brother that I realized what filled the hall. For the next few hours I watched item after item of my childhood bid on and taken away. I had enough cash on me to buy a little chest of drawers but the clock went for far over my funds. The next day I called my Mum in Florida and told her what had happened. As far as we could tell, no one in the family had been told where and when the auction would be held.
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Harold Sutherland of Sutherland Auctions |
To be sure the happiest bells of my life reside at Chapel Dulcinea, in Driftwood, Texas, where Jamie and I were married. It was one bell, actually, and it is a request from the benefactor of the chapel that all who marry there ring the chapel bell at the end of their ceremony. Our wedding was at sunset with a nearly full moon looking down upon us. Jamie reached high for the rope-thank goodness he is tall! The peal of the bell spread over the
cedars and stony soil of the hill country valley below us. What a beautiful night.
Jamie ringing the bell for us |
Without a doubt the saddest bell thus far in my life was the mournful toll of the chapel bell at the Maine Veterans Cemetery at the conclusion of Dad’s funeral service. It was the final sound after the lonesome notes of “Taps” from the bugler’s horn. A solemn reverberation. We drove to Belfast after the service looking for some food and distraction. Stepping out of the car, I could hear a buoy bell on the Penobscot tolling through the fog.
(It seems no small feat in these days of constant, plugged-in noise that something as simple as a bell or a chime can still capture our attention. If you find yourself wanting a beautiful bell of your own, I highly recommend US Bells, in Prospect Harbor, Maine. They are exquisite works of art and sound. All videos in this post come from YouTube and various websites and contain sounds similar to the bells mentioned.)
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Belfast Harbor (Photo from Google Images) |
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