One of the things I love most about my work for Jeff's crime papers is the endless entertainment that comes from the creative, clever and sometimes downright confusing names of various folks who have gotten themselves in trouble with the police. Whether it's the new way of spelling an old name, a great name from another language, or the question of what drugs their parents were on when it came time to name the baby, the following list is a tribute to the evolution of the English language, at least in Central Texas. And keep in mind, this info is straight from police files.
What's in a name???
Just Plain Great Sounding
Boris Bernard Boyce
Destiny Rambo
Montreal Diggs
Luster Williams
Early Ross
Venson Wynerd White
Jamica Joe Martinez
Duggy Fresh Daniels
Gazell Hardwell
Stormy Lee Aguilar
Wigberto Ponce
Britania Quania Jackson
Jerusalem Lee Roslon
Neapolian Smith
Maximino Florencio
Tommy Lee Germany
Yentl Brooks
Precious Hart
Sagittarius Lipscomb (though what if the new zodia month change puts him in a new sign?!)
Janarius Hall
Precious Palm
Juniper Jones (wanted for forgery so maybe that's not even her real real name!)
Eastmanette
Rocky Valley
Jhonny Guatemala (yes...Jhonny)
Parfait Kipasa
Joe Bob Jones
Guadalupe Caballero
Historical...Kind Of
Sir Robert Louis Drake
Victor Hugo Delagarza
Marc Antony Hernandez
How Do You Say That?
Dwanette Pettis
Teowanka Woodridge
Quwonnieshia Renne Edmond
Shemetrick Lashawn Powell
Lakevious Williams
Mackquiesha Jones
Briontea Edwards
Isc Kylan Fitzgerald
Brunice Grundy
Juancheus Shaw
Shwannia Searcy
Gwendolyn Dafephine Moore
How Do You Spell That?
Johndrick Harris
Krasharon Oliver
Leantrinette Williams
Keithran Vaughn
Emeal Jones
Grinthious Deonte Brown
Gontorwon Wordell Turner
Phabian Hampton
Aljanon Laray Smith
Ashley Dazzerae Amoison
Khrystan Washington
Roterrius Pierier Sidney
Tiffonie Webb
Kimburley Roddy
Taiwanna Anthony
This Did Make Me Giggle a Bit For All Sorts of Reasons
Chesa Starlette Moss
Patreece Chevette Rhone (do you suppose she was conceived in a Chevy Chevette?)
Lazandrea B.C Dixon
Shamea Aerial Spencer
Annisthasia Bowie
Kimothy Anthony Taylor
Chukedrick Davone Tarver
Bennie Franklin Taylor
Franjessica Williams
Shmyron Cooper
Tiara Lee Bownam
Tafflon Quiche Hampton
What???
Drezvillant Demonia Washington
Tabrodrick Deshaun Washington (siblings....burglary!)
Dwaylan Deshay Greer
Darreyel Greer
Meltron
Deltron
Latronya
Christopher Antartarik Young
Elon Phaezwilliam Smith
Spandirallia Cherita Smith
Quintrecia Antoinsha Edwards
How Many Ways Can You Spell Antoine?
Antwaunn
Antwan
Antawon
Antjuan
And my all-time favorite of the past three months
Julio Cesar Garza
Our next installment from the Mugly Archives will feature people whose names fit the crime and a few famous coincidences, though Tom DeLay is really, really Tom DeLay!
Big loves from Bat City!
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