Busted Book of Baby Names: Volume 2

Names, names, names. Those precious combinations of consonants and vowels that are bestowed upon us at birth and barring a court order remain with us our entire lives.  Heavy is the head that wears the crown...and that wears a name no one on the planet can spell or pronounce. Let's once again celebrate the creativity of our parents and the endless boundaries of the written word courtesy of the weekly issues of Mugly! Dallas/Ft Worth:

Just Plain Cool Names
Billie Ray Minnieweather
Frisco Townzen
Wyvonne Wright
Sulfornia Amos
Tommy Tester  (arrested for capital murder for retaliation against a judge/justice...yikes!)
Chille Edmundson
Truly Hollis
Ethearius Moore
Amadeus Balmaceda
Odessa Daniels
Chiquita Gulley
Njinski Hill
Hilario Vargas
Wykivia Strain
Stoney Rawlinson
Dovie Williams
Sixto Macedo

Names That Sound Great Over Loudspeakers
Anterius Dequon Lewis
Inocencio Torres Parra
Santana Landeros
Willie Tywone Greathouse
Edgar Quinteros Cenisceros
Bufus Earl Fletcher
Bobby Luckey   (fail to pay child support...not so lucky after all it seems)
Guy Chararra Lara
Frank Tom Steve   (yup...that's his name)
Tomorrow Rayshell Session
Jorge Epifani Hernandez Arevalo
Noe Alejandro Martinez Montoya
Khadija Love Fuquan Young  (prostitution...blimey)
Tex Elkhatib
Kenneth Lee Rasberry II
Ebenezer Legbedion
Lucious Dewayne Lugo
Tronald DeGaulle Finely
Boris Bernard Barr
Peaches Bean
Lamarcus Quinstadius Pier

Names That Look Great in Print
Kenevious Dereion Deamon
Queadrean Dremail Bell
Montavious Lavell Rudd
Dmarkus Dawaye Jackson
Joshawa Everitt Curley
Earl Clearance Shaw
Rashad Zhizago Henderson
Quotess Stevenson
Hanifah Taylor
Alessandrini Johnson
Demarkus Rashaud Williams
Lamarcus Rasheed Williams
Ella Wee Lester
Jazzmik Lashun Allen
Furchester Celeste Bradford
Thurmonique Scott

Royalty and Titles
Princess Brown
Pharoah Romaunt Warren
Majesti Autionette King
King Terrell
Marquis Antron Germany
Prince Slaughter
Sir Captain Bennett
Major Lee Jones
Sircedric Jamaal Smith


Troublsome Twins
Roy and Troy Herring      (theft of firearm)
Brendan and Brandon Irby (theft and possession of a controlled substance)
Connell and Donnell Heads  (assault causing bodily injury family violence)


How Do You Spell That?
Antywon Dillard
Tijuana Meshelle Owens
Higinio Padilla
Syntyche Raven Griggs
Dequithiana Beaty
Zacchaetrius Turner
Treashure Laece Hardin
Dalvin Dwing Gardner

Tough Names for a Teenager
Wayne Romeo Gay
Kenneth Eugene Lovely
Dallas Meek


Historical...Kind Of
Marcus Arvelius Graham
Demond Octavius Grant
Victor Hugo Morales
Victor Hugo Cabrera
Markis De Laffett Goynes
Ponce Deleon Deere
Nepolian Harper
Bismarck Duarte
Dytanion Alton Brisby
Bubba Wayne McBeth
Actavione Buckle


Still Laughing in Appreciation
Jammie Wannette Lacy
Rose Royce Davis
Bill Lufthansa Barnes
Lonnie Chaney
Deon Warick Moore

How Many Ways Can You Spell
Dewaiin
Dwayne
Dewayne
Dwain
Dewainne
Duwayne
D'wayne
Dawayne


And MyFavorite Name of the Moment...

Chateau Briand Hattley

To stay up to speed on all the latest names stopping by the Dallas County police stations, get yourself a subscription to Mugly! Dallas/Ft Worth at http://www.muglymedia.com/